Friday 3 June 2016

Now that I've Tasted All Girls Including You.Yes!!! I've tasted...Suwaiba, Maryam, Aisha, Aminat, Fatimah, Hassanah, Hussainah, Hadiza, Jamilat, Zainab, Miriam, Chioma, Folashade, Temitope, Jolade, peace, Mercy, chinwe, Stella, Okikiola, Chidinma, Ngozi, Chidinma, ChimakaChineye, Oluchi, Yemisi, Racheal, Ewa, Eniola, Ibukunola,,Bukky,,Bolade, Seyi, Opeyemi, Shakirat, Nafisat, Mistura, Shade, Funke, Ronke, Doyin, Tope, Kemi, Mary, Olaide, Tosin, Damilola, Adebimpe, Anuoluwapo, Aishat, Odunayo, Feranmi, Funmi, Kudirat, Faithia, Bolanle, Tolani, Folake, Jadesola, Lola, Ifeoluwa, Tosin, Gbemisola, Omolara, Adesola, Ebunoluwaa, Gift, Loveth, Gloria, Ngozi, Busola, Sayo, Nifemi, Darasimi, Grace, Mayowa, Wunmi, Adetutu, Ashabi, Angel, Serah, Nike, Onome, Charlotte, Aminat, Moromoke, Ajarat, Abolore, Bolanle, Seun, Aina, Adeola, Romoke, Ruth, Abosede, Taiwo, Toyin, Titilayo, Bisola, Desola, Esther, Mojisola, Abigael, Adeola, Esther.
Thanks to Coca-Cola for making me realize those girls are the same.
GBOGS 

As I Was Gisting With My Friends Outside, One Tall, Black,
Pretty, Coca Cola Bottled Girl Came Out From Her Friend's
Compound. I Approached Her.
ME: Hello...Helloo o
GIRL: What! Why Are You Purchasing Me?
ME: (Shocked) It Seems You're Very New In This Area
GIRL: Yes Yes Yes.. I'm A Nuisance In This Area So??!
ME: (Scratches Head) Okay Why Don't You Come And Say
Hello To My Friends
(She Greets Them And Tries Walking Away)
ME: Come On.. Are We Quarreling?
GIRL: Oh My gods!! (Sighs) Look Am Tired Okay
ME: Oh!! Can Really See Fatigue Written All Over Your Face
GIRL: Really?? I Just Rub It This Morning.
ME: Since You're Tired, Why Don't You Come And Sit With
Us For A While
(She Agrees)
FRIEND 1: Seriously Do You Care For Shawarma?
GIRL: NO! I Don't Take Alcohol
FRIEND 2: Do You Prefer Snacks?
GIRL: NO! It's Too Sugary
FRIEND 3: How About Ice Cream?
GIRL: It's Too Hot For My Liking
ME: (Stands) Alright Can You Follow Us On Twitter?
GIRL: Mehn! I Hate That Restaurant.
(We All Ran Away)