Saturday 3 December 2016
Friday 2 December 2016
Thursday 1 December 2016
John the Sharp guy
John went for a birthday party. He
sat close to one beautiful girl.
Suddenly a guy came to the girl and started toasting her. “Hello angel, Am Dave. You look so charming. You are my spec. Please can I have you phone number?”
“Am sorry I don’t give out my numbers to strangers. That’s final” replied the girl.
John smiled inside himself.
Suddenly a guy came to the girl and started toasting her. “Hello angel, Am Dave. You look so charming. You are my spec. Please can I have you phone number?”
“Am sorry I don’t give out my numbers to strangers. That’s final” replied the girl.
John smiled inside himself.
Few minute later, the same guy
returned again. “Baby I mean no harm, just give me a chance to show you how
much I can care for you. Your phone number is just ok for me”
The girl shouted “Leave me alone! Am not interested”
The guy felt so embarrassed and left.
The girl shouted “Leave me alone! Am not interested”
The guy felt so embarrassed and left.
John smiled again and thought of
making business with it.
John approached the guy outside and say “Just $100 Naira and the girl’s phone number will enter your phone”.
John approached the guy outside and say “Just $100 Naira and the girl’s phone number will enter your phone”.
The Guy: “Really?”
John: “Yes”
“Ok! Am in” says the guy
John: “Yes”
“Ok! Am in” says the guy
John collected the guy`s phone
number and went back to his seat. “You know what, I must say you are such a
decent girl. I just wish all girls are like you. Says John to the girl
The girl felt so happy and say “Thank you dear.”
“I think you deserve a gift for that”
“Really?”
“Yea, just give me your number and I will send you the gift”
“There you go again.”
“No! no! I mean your bank account number. I will like to transfer $2,000 to you”
The girl: “Waoooo! You mean it?”
John: “Yea”
“ Thanks you so much. May God reward you.”
“Its ok, Just text your account number to this phone number ”
He gives the girl the guy’s phone number and goes outside to collect his $100.
The girl felt so happy and say “Thank you dear.”
“I think you deserve a gift for that”
“Really?”
“Yea, just give me your number and I will send you the gift”
“There you go again.”
“No! no! I mean your bank account number. I will like to transfer $2,000 to you”
The girl: “Waoooo! You mean it?”
John: “Yea”
“ Thanks you so much. May God reward you.”
“Its ok, Just text your account number to this phone number ”
He gives the girl the guy’s phone number and goes outside to collect his $100.
One word for John
HOW TO KNOW YOU ARE AN UGLY GIRL
1. Ugly girls will tag 95
people in a pic and still get 2 likes, Probably
from her family members.
2. When a group of
girls wanna take a pic,
they hand over the
camera to her. if you're
that girl, then you're ugly.
3. If no guy has ever
paid your transport fare in a public bus,
then you
have to do something about your looks..
4. Whenever there is drama rehearsals in
your church, they always select you to play
the role
of a witch, vampire or
demon.
5. Most girls with
sweet names on facebook like "so cute" ,"pinky Berry", "dope Diva Queen", "Nicky" are usually very ugly
True or False..............................