ATTENTION

• You collect babe number, you use "chick" save the number name. I beg  Shey her mama is fowl ?
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• You buy suya & your  woman chop all the meat finish, you con they smile they chop the onions. Abeg you be vegetarian??
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 • You dey with your guy & you dey receive different kinds of phone calls every 5 min, yet you dey claim say you no dey cheat on ur guy. My sister, Abeg you be MTN customer care agent?
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• You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. Abeg, Were you expecting her to say wisdom & understanding?
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• You dey carry your girlfriend go club before you marry am, after you marry her finish , you wan stop her

BLOND'S APPENDICITIS

A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."

CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD

To surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office.

When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.

Without hesitating, her husband dictated, "And in conclusion, gentlemen,

ABC

Johnbull had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class.
He stood in front of the class trembling and began.
"A B C D E F G H I J L K M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z."
His teacher said,

THE BOSS

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''

The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''

''What about the green one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''

''What about the red one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''

The man says, ''What does HE do?''