Thursday 1 December 2016

John the Sharp guy




John went for a birthday party. He sat close to one beautiful girl.
Suddenly a guy came to the girl and started toasting her. “Hello angel, Am Dave. You look so charming. You are my spec. Please can I have you phone number?”
“Am sorry I don’t give out my numbers to strangers. That’s final” replied the girl.
John smiled inside himself.

Few minute later, the same guy returned again. “Baby I mean no harm, just give me a chance to show you how much I can care for you. Your phone number is just ok for me”
The girl shouted “Leave me alone! Am not interested”
The guy felt so embarrassed and left.

John smiled again and thought of making business with it.
John approached the guy outside and say “Just $100 Naira and the girl’s phone number will enter your phone”.

The Guy: “Really?”
John: “Yes”
“Ok! Am in” says the guy

John collected the guy`s phone number and went back to his seat. “You know what, I must say you are such a decent girl. I just wish all girls are like you. Says John to the girl
The girl felt so happy and say “Thank you dear.”
“I think you deserve a gift for that”
“Really?”
“Yea, just give me your number and I will send you the gift”
“There you go again.”
“No! no! I mean your bank account number. I will like to transfer $2,000 to you”
The girl: “Waoooo! You mean it?”
John: “Yea”
“ Thanks you so much. May God reward you.”
“Its ok, Just text your account number to this phone number ”
He gives the girl the guy’s phone number and goes outside to collect his $100.

One word for John

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