LAGOS DON TIRE ME

This Lagos sef don tire me. Jeje I was sitting in my car on a very long fuel queue from the Mobil in Maryland. This queue was almost getting to Anthony bus stop. It was one of those days where no fuel at all. Suddenly na him I see one guy run past my car with jerry can in one hand shouting "won ti bere oooooo I quickly jumped out of my car opened my booth, got my jerry can and ran after him. He kept on running towards Maryland. When he got to the filling station he shouted again "won ti bere oooo" this in yoruba actually means "They have started oooooo." He ran past the filling station and headed towards Sheraton hotel. Those that know this area will understand the distance. I tried to run faster to catch up and ask Kini won bere? Meaning what have they started? But this boy ran faster. I looked back and I saw like 30 people had joined us everybody with jerry can in one hand. We continued past Sheraton and headed towards Ikeja bus stop. When we got to Ikeja bus stop he shouted again won ti bere oooooo. ....and continued running we all continued too asking each other wetin happen but nobody seemed to know as we chased after him. Finally we got to oshodi isale and he shouted again by this time we were like 70 people running after him all of us with jerry can in one hand. He shouted again won ti bere oooooo!!!!!! He continued running towards iyana Isolo and finally after getting to iyana Isolo he stopped and we were all gasping for breath both men and women some with pot bellies, I moved close to him breathing heavily and asked Kini kini won bere? He answered "Chelsea ati Arsenal ni, won ti bere match!"
I fainted.

FUNNY WORLD WE ALL LIVE

We All Are Living in a seriously funny world..
¤ If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT??
¤ Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?
¤ Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to DIE??
¤ Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved FIRST?
¤ In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS?
¤ If money doesn't grow on TREES then why do banks have BRANCHES?
¤ Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE?
¤ Why do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT?
¤ If its true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for?
¤ If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE why do bars have PARKING lots?
¤ If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt, Where Did All The Money Go..?
¤ When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste, Who Tests It..?
¤ If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash, Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?
¤ Who Copyrighted The Copyright Symbol..?
¤ Can You Cry Under Water..?
¤ Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog" When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??
We all are Living in a seriously funny world...
:p :p :p :p :p (y) (y)

THE BLIND GUY

A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing. since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out naked with legs spread and shaving in front of him and tried to make a conversation by asking him, brother Mike , what brings you here? Is everything OK at home? He replied, yes o, very fine. I came to tell you that I have done the

YOU ARE NOT A MONK

YOU ARE NOT A MONK..
A man was driving down the road and his
car breaks down near a monastery.
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the
door, and says, "My car broke down. Do
you think I could stay the night?"
The monks graciously accept him, feed
him dinner and even fix his car.
As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a
strange sound.
The next morning, he asks the monks
what the sound was, but they say, "We
can't tell you. You're not a monk."
The man is disappointed but thanks them
anyway and goes about his merry way.
Some years later,
The same man breaks down in front of
the same monastery.
The monks again accept him, feed him,
even fix his car.
That night, he hears the same strange
noise that he had heard years earlier.
The next morning, he asks what it is, but
the monks reply, "We can't tell you.
You're not a monk."
The man says, "All right, all right. I'm
dying to know. If the only way I can find
out what that sound was is to become a
monk, how do I become a monk?"
The monks reply, "You must travel the
earth and tell us how many blades of
grass there are and the exact number of
sand pebbles. When you find these
numbers, you will become a monk."
The man sets about his task.
Some 45 years later, he returns and
knocks on the door of the monastery.
He says, "I have traveled the earth and
have found what you have asked for.
There are 145,236,284,232 blades of
grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand
pebbles on the earth."
The monks reply,

WHO CAN SOLVE THIS PUZZLE

FUNNY LETA TO PARENCE

Kayode A boy in SS 3 wrote a letter to his daddy... .Read & Enjoy...
LATER TO MY PARENCE.
Dear papa Kayode.
Good money...eye neva pay schoon fix o and our ezam tine tabel is aat. I want to partyspet in the ezam o, plees sent money to me if not, they will purshoe me from the schoon and come back to the haos.
Yours chaild.
Daniel.

Father's Reply.
My son

QUESTION OF THE DAY

Please i need answer i cos dont know wat to do?

AKPORS KUNG FU LOL!!!

Akpors was sitting at a bar, and thinking about his life, when all of a sudden, Ironman, the town’s most notorious thug came and smacks Akpors in the face and says
“That’s KUNG FU, made in China”.
A while later, Ironman the thug smacks Akpors again and says “That’s KARATE, made in
Korea”.
Ironman then sat at the bar and started drinking.
Akpors gets up and leaves the bar.
A short time later he comes back and