Saturday 23 July 2016

FUNNY WORLD WE ALL LIVE

We All Are Living in a seriously funny world..
¤ If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT??
¤ Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?
¤ Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to DIE??
¤ Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved FIRST?
¤ In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS?
¤ If money doesn't grow on TREES then why do banks have BRANCHES?
¤ Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE?
¤ Why do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT?
¤ If its true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for?
¤ If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE why do bars have PARKING lots?
¤ If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt, Where Did All The Money Go..?
¤ When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste, Who Tests It..?
¤ If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash, Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?
¤ Who Copyrighted The Copyright Symbol..?
¤ Can You Cry Under Water..?
¤ Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog" When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??
We all are Living in a seriously funny world...
:p :p :p :p :p (y) (y)

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