MISSING PURSE

Akpors return a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she look inside, she got confused and said, "but i had a single One Thousand Naira note, now ther are ten peices of One hundred naira note, how come? Akpors reply, "na me change am, the last time wey i help person find purse, she say she for give me something but change no dey!!!

SEBI YOU SABI SPEAK ENGLISH OYA TRY THIS

Shebi u sabi speak english fluently??
Oya try dis!
''THREE WITCHES WISH THREE WISHES,BUT WHICH WITCH KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH WITCH WISHED."
Send it back as a voicenote, let me hear ur funny accents, Don't spoil d fun..Waiting 4 ur voice note

A FUNNY OLD MAN

A FUNNY OLD MAN
A 90yrs old man used to call his wife all the romantic names like honey, darling, babe etc.. A young man was surprised and decided to know the secret.. He asked, hey grandpa, "how come even after 90yrs of age your love seems to be still fresh to your wife, you call her all the beautiful names honey, sweetheart, babe.. Whats the secret? He softly answered, "I forgot her name 10yrs ago and I am scared to ask. 😃😄😀😃

AKPORS TRAVELLING

Akpos was travelling From Benin to Warri when they stole his Money from his Bag. . Been that he didn't
have any other money to use and take bike to his house and the distance is very much long. . .
Akpos started Shouting in d Bus, whoever that is with my Money should give it to me or the same thing
that happened in 1999 wil repeat itself today. . .he Shouted this 3 times and the money was finally
brought out by a guy in at back seat. . .
When the money waz finally given 2 Akpors. . A lady beside him asked him what would have happend if the
money wasnot returned ? ? Akpors looked her deep in the eyes and Shouted. . . I will simply walk home
again as I did in 1999. . .
ONE WORD FOR AKPOS???

BRING BACK OUR CORRUPTION!!!

BRING BACK OUR CORRUPTION!!!
With Corruption a bag of pure water was N80
Without Corruption a bag of pure water is N150
With Corruption dollar was N180
Without Corruption dollar is N400
With Corruption I have 20hrs electricity at low tariff
Without Corruption I have 7hrs electricity
with 45% increase in tariff
With Corruption keke to my house takes N50
Without Corruption keke to my house takes N100
WithCorruption smallest indomie was N40
Without Corruption smallest indomie is N60 with Corruption bag of rice N8,500 without Corruption N14,000
The list can go on and on but I just have to end it and take a stand......
# IStandWithCorruption
‪#‎Bringbackourcorruption‬.
‪#‎BuharibringbackNigeria‬.
‪#‎Bringbacknaira‬.

If with Corruption Dollar was N180 and without Corruption Dollar is now N425,
Brother and Sisters, you will agree with me that we need corruption in this country...
Titus Sardine started with 4 fishes, it reduced to 3. Then now it's 2.
In years to come, you'll open Sardine and see "Try Again" No fish at this Time.........

RAGAE BLUES

Lyrics: Harry Song - Reggae Blues remix ft.
Mourinho
After the matches face a boo (the boo,the
boo)
Make you do as you do (I do,I do)
Enjoy the matches,chelsea blues (the
blues,the blues)
Cause even the blues get a boo (a boo,a
boo)
Share the points,share the goals (the
goals,the goals)
Everybody wanna win (the blues,the blues)
As far as say IVANOVIC dey play (dey play,dey
play)
Wingers pop champagne oo....aaahhhaaa
haaaaa
Verse 1....
Bobo see NAISMITH wey dem dey boo (dey
boo,dey
boo)
He don turn Amokachi the Bull (the bull,the
bull)
Mourinho dont know what to do(to do to
do)
Oga Abrahimovic just dey look (dey look,dey
look)
hahahahaahahahaha........

i no get lyrics
again,you can
Fill in the blank spaces, even chelsea fans the
blues
(the blues,the blues).....
Abeg chelsea fans na Harry song cause am
so make
una no kill me .. Cause me myself dey boo d
blues
( the blues, the
blues)
Lol
The boo chelsea

FUNNY ABBREVIATED

Some of the abbreviated words and their
meaning you don't know;
APC = Association of past criminals,
PDP = People Deceiving People.
IMO = I Must Obey.
IBADAN = Ibo Boys Are Dangerous At
Night.
ABA = Agege Boys Association.
LAGOS = Love All Girls On Saturday.
ABACHA = After Babangida Another
Criminal
Has Arrived.
GULDER = Girls Under Languor Deserve
Extra
Romance.
FANTA = Foolish Ashawo Never Takes
Advice.
WEEK = Women Education Ends in
Kitchen.
NIGERIA = Never Investigate Great
Executive
Robbers In Authority.
NEPA =Never Expect Power Always.
KOBO = Kill Obasanjo Before Others.
AIDS = America Invention for
Discouraging
Sex.
PHCN = Please Hold Candle Nearer.
NYSC = Now Your Struggle Continue.
GLO = Get Lover Online.
MTN = Maintain Total Nonsense.
GSM = General Street Madness.
OYO = On Your Own.
ONDO = Only Nigeria Drink Ogogoroo.
PVC = People Voting Crime.

Add yours and let the fun continue!!!!

AKPORS VS PROFESSOR

A professor was travelling by boat,on their way
he asked
the sailor ‘Do u know Biology? Ecology?
Zoology?
Embryology?
Epidemology?
‘NO’ said the sailor.
Prof got angry and said
‘what the hell
do u know?
You will die of illetracy.
One hour later the boat started sinking.
The sailor looked at
prof and ask, Prof do u knw Swiminology and
Escapeology from Sharkology?
‘NO’ said the Prof.
Well that means Crocodileology will eat your
Headology
and u will Dielogy with your Knowledgeology
because of
your Mouthology.
Lol see how all of them is lookingnology as if all the grammalogy that
has been speakinology is correctology, lol use ur brainology and share
the postology and put smilelogy on someone's faceology and
addology to the postogoly