Question of the day

Will u dump ur girlfriend or boyfriend for £100,000,000?

John the Sharp guy

John went for a birthday party. He sat close to one beautiful girl.
Suddenly a guy came to the girl and started toasting her. “Hello angel, Am Dave. You look so charming. You are my spec. Please can I have you phone number?”
“Am sorry I don’t give out my numbers to strangers. That’s final” replied the girl.
John smiled inside himself.

Few minute later, the same guy returned again. “Baby I mean no harm, just give me a chance to show you how much I can care for you. Your phone number is just ok for me”
The girl shouted “Leave me alone! Am not interested”
The guy felt so embarrassed and left.

John smiled again and thought of making business with it.
John approached the guy outside and say “Just $100 Naira and the girl’s phone number will enter your phone”.

The Guy: “Really?”
John: “Yes”
“Ok! Am in” says the guy

John collected the guy`s phone number and went back to his seat. “You know what, I must say you are such a decent girl. I just wish all girls are like you. Says John to the girl
The girl felt so happy and say “Thank you dear.”
“I think you deserve a gift for that”
“Really?”
“Yea, just give me your number and I will send you the gift”
“There you go again.”
“No! no! I mean your bank account number. I will like to transfer $2,000 to you”
The girl: “Waoooo! You mean it?”
John: “Yea”
“ Thanks you so much. May God reward you.”
“Its ok, Just text your account number to this phone number ”
He gives the girl the guy’s phone number and goes outside to collect his $100.

One word for John

HOW TO KNOW YOU ARE AN UGLY GIRL

1. Ugly girls will tag 95
people in a pic and still get 2 likes, Probably
from her family members.

2. When a group of
girls wanna take a pic,
they hand over the
camera to her. if you're
that girl, then you're ugly.

3. If no guy has ever
paid your transport fare in a public bus,
then you
have to do something about your looks..

4. Whenever there is drama rehearsals in
your church, they always select you to play
the role
of a witch, vampire or
demon.

5. Most girls with
sweet names on facebook like "so cute" ,"pinky Berry",                                                                                                     "dope Diva Queen", "Nicky" are usually very ugly

True or False..............................

ATTENTION

• You collect babe number, you use "chick" save the number name. I beg  Shey her mama is fowl ?
.
• You buy suya & your  woman chop all the meat finish, you con they smile they chop the onions. Abeg you be vegetarian??
.
 • You dey with your guy & you dey receive different kinds of phone calls every 5 min, yet you dey claim say you no dey cheat on ur guy. My sister, Abeg you be MTN customer care agent?
.

• You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. Abeg, Were you expecting her to say wisdom & understanding?
.
• You dey carry your girlfriend go club before you marry am, after you marry her finish , you wan stop her

BLOND'S APPENDICITIS

A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."

CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD

To surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office.

When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.

Without hesitating, her husband dictated, "And in conclusion, gentlemen,

ABC

Johnbull had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class.
He stood in front of the class trembling and began.
"A B C D E F G H I J L K M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z."
His teacher said,

THE BOSS

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''

The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''

''What about the green one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''

''What about the red one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''

The man says, ''What does HE do?''