JOKE OF THE DAY

REAL NAME: LAUGH AWAY YOUR SORROW
NICKNAME : LAUGHAYS
HOBBIES: Collecting teeth from
live lions,
catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up
and down mountain Everest, playing
with the
tail of a cobra.
MY RECORDS: Fought with a
dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile
alive, held
breathe under water for 2months,
3weeks,
6hours, 5mins and 45seconds.... traveled around the world in a day
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS:

Went to the UK
to charge my phone, fluent in.
10,598
languages, first male to land on the sun.
SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE:
swimming in
Tsunami.
MOST EMBARRASSING
MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch
though 99 died
instantly and the last one is now an
imbecile.
PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly,
when a cobra died after biting me.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I
really don't like
liars....
Happy New Month and Happy Birthday Nigeria