WATCHING FOOTBALL with some wives

can be very frustrating & annoying !
Wife : femi, who's that guy? Is that Chris
Brown?
Husband: Chris Brown? No now, that's
Theo Walcott!! Wife: a footballer or a musician because
the name looks sweet
Husband : a footballer
Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card for?
Husband: It's a warning to a player; and
red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a
traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.
Husband: Yeah, yeah sure.. You are
right!!
Wife: What about the green card? Husband: Ohhh

which green card! there's
nothing like that in football.
Wife: that is to say there will be no traffic
warden. So Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kind wahala be this
now?!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea OK. Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal
putting on?
Husband: chai I don enter? The Walcot
No be red jersey him where? Abeg na
arsenal wear red.
Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue? Husband: (upset)...Omg! Haba! Wetin
na? Don't you know its Chelsea?
Wife: ehh ehhh? Wow! I want Arsenal to
win this world cup.
Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with
world cup? When did you even start watching football?
Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that
old man?
Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's
coach, Arsene Wenger.
Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is
Chelsea Wenger?
Husband: I need to take you to hospital.
woman free me jare!!
(Changes Channel to Africa Magic and
left the house for a viewing center nearby!)
Wife: (Smiling to herself) If I don't do
that, I won't be able to watch my
favourite Telemundo.
"Enjoy your weekend".