Admission

I can stop laugh oooo..A student had failed
JAMB 5 times..
One day,she
  traveled2 visit her friend in Osun State University, she
fell
sick & was admitted to a hospital there. She later called her mum & said...
SHE: Hello ma..
MUM: That place is silent,where are u?
SHE: I'm in OSU.. MUM: thanks to God oo
SHE: I was admitted.. MUM: thanks you Jesus you 

have been admitted 

(Mother laughing&dancing)..
SHE: mummy its malaria ..
MUM: Malaria is the course you are given
its a good course o study well and read your book oo. SHE: I would be discharged tomorrow..
MUM: God forbid bad thing, you are going to use 4 years to complete your course in Jesus name

# LOL