Gorillas vs Mr. & Mrs Akpors

Mr. and Mrs. Akpors at a Zoo walk past a
gorilla enclosure.
Mrs. Akpors: Dear, do u know that gorillas
are
the only animals which resemble men in
their behavior? Look, seeing that no one is looking, I’ll
expose one of my breasts to it & see how
horny it gets just like men
do.
Mrs. Akpors then exposes one of her
breasts, and, sure enough the gorilla gets excited
and
grabs the bars
of the enclosure as if it wanted to break
free. ‘U See,’ says Mrs. Akpors, ‘Now, I
know why
you react the way you do; men can’t
control
their animal
instincts just like gorillas can’t, Men and
gorillas are d same.’ Akpors replied: ‘Now expose both breasts
and
let us see what happens.’
Mrs. Akpors exposes both breasts to the
gorilla and it gets very excited and is now
desperately trying to escape from the enclosure.
Akpors says: ‘This is incredible, now, pull
your
skirt up, turn around and expose your
bum and let us see
what happens!’ Mrs Akpors pulls her skirt up, turns
around
with her bum to the gorilla, which by now
was extremely

aroused, breaks free from the enclosure,
grabs her and starts yanking the clothes off her.
Mrs Akpors yells: ‘Sweetheart, what do I
do now? Please, help me!’
Akpors replies: ‘Now, tell him you are on
your
period, u have a headache and you are not in
mood’. Let us see if Gorillas and Men are
really the
same .