Akpors opened his eyes after a surgical operation and breathed: "Thank God it's over!"
A man on the other side of his bed said: "Don't be so sure, they left an injection in my belly and had to open it again."
Another patient added: "Same with me, but mine was a pack of
cotton wool."
Akpors then paused for a moment and said: "It’s like I'm feeling a vibration in my stomach."
Almost immediately, the doctor who did the operation stormed in and asked: "Has anyone seen my Techno Phone?"
Akpors fainted.
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