REAL NINJA GUY

There were three men living together in London. An Afro-
American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all
starving because they didn't have money to buy food.
However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant
in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up
with a plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he
ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he
had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill.
"LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-
American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he
could not remember being paid. But because he did not
want to cause any trouble, he let the brother leave.
Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same
restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine.
When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to
collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT
ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West
Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to
calm down the West Indian, because he did not want
anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy
go.
Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know
how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and
ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two
bottles of Beer. After he had finished, the waiter came
to collect the money for the meal, But before the
Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to
him."Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day
and I can't understand it. Two other people like you
came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me
but I don't remember getting any money from them so, "
Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather
emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA
YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY
CHANGE!!"