JOKE OF THE DAY

REAL NAME: LAUGH AWAY YOUR SORROW
NICKNAME : LAUGHAYS
HOBBIES: Collecting teeth from
live lions,
catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up
and down mountain Everest, playing
with the
tail of a cobra.
MY RECORDS: Fought with a
dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile
alive, held
breathe under water for 2months,
3weeks,
6hours, 5mins and 45seconds.... traveled around the world in a day
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS:

Tacher vs Students

TEACHER: Hannah , give me a sentence starting with '
I. '
HANNAH: I is...
TEACHER: No, Hannah ...... always say, 'I am.'
HANNAH: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped
down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn't
punish him?

L A U G H ! L A U G H !! L A U G H ! ! !

One day, Ben went to church to pray.
God appeared and asked "Ben what do you wish for"?
Ben replied "God, please I want to drive a big car with plenty of girls in it"
God exclaimed. "Amen, may your wish be done".
Currently, Ben is now

MY FIRST SEX EXPERIENCE WITH AN ONLINE GIRL

Girls are cheap.
I have tried to convince this girl on facebook and BBM to visit me but she always tell me that she is busy. Her profile
pictures was always tempting her curves, her boobs name it everything make sense.
I decided to take it to another level at my own expense. . .
Hope you know what I mean?
So at last I was able to decode her to give me her number, I called her immediately to confirm if it was really her number.
We talked for a while and I discovered that she just lives a stone throw from my place, I said within me;
"Kai see food oo"
As an award winning womanizer convincing her was just like counting A,B,C.
She promised me that she will visit me next week Thursday.
Thursday seemed too far but that was just the price to enter her honey pot.
Thursday finally came, I called her around 7:30 just to confirm if she was still coming. She said

Laughing time

Laugh wan kill me...
A psychiatrist wanted to know how many of his
patients have been cured of madness, so he
assembled them in a classroom and drew a big car
on the board.
He then told the class that if anyone could push the car on the board, that person would
receive a gift of N20,000 and would be free to go
home.
On hearing this, they all rushed to the board to
push the car except one young lady who remained
in her seat at the back smiling. The psychiatrist with joy and excitement on his face
seeing that somebody has been cured of madness
went to her and asked,

Job Interview. MP

OFFICER:- What is your name?
Monday:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- In full please
Monday:- Monday Paul
OFFICER:- Your father's name?
Monday:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What does that mean?
Monday:- Matthias Paul
OFFICER:- Your native place?
Monday : M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What's that?
Monday:- Mkpuma Province

Admission

I can stop laugh oooo..A student had failed
JAMB 5 times..
One day,she
  traveled2 visit her friend in Osun State University, she
fell
sick & was admitted to a hospital there. She later called her mum & said...
SHE: Hello ma..
MUM: That place is silent,where are u?
SHE: I'm in OSU.. MUM: thanks to God oo
SHE: I was admitted.. MUM: thanks you Jesus you 

have been admitted 

Vacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!!!

Are u 18yrs & above? Do u have a valid Int'l passport or a voter's card? Can u speak English & any other language? Are u looking for a 9am-3pm job with a monthly salary of #850,000 and a weekly allowance of 150,000? No work
during weekends & u only have to work half day on Fridays?
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