AKPOR THE BEST STUDENT

Akpos who has lived in Ghana all his
life, just
got admission into one of the Nigerian
institutions.
At the first day of lecture, the following
conversation
erupted...
The Lecturer said, lets begin by
reviewing some Nigerian history.
The Lecturer asked who said, "I
shall return to die in the land of my
fathers?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except
for
Akpos, who had his hand up.
Akpos replied: "King Jaja of Opobo,
1875"
Very good! said lecturer.
Then, she asked again, who said, "The
land
use act will feed the nation?" Again, no
response
except from Akpos: "obasanjo ,
1976."
The Lecturer snapped at the class;
class, you
should be ashamed. Akpos, who is
new to
our
Country, knows more about our
history than
you do.
The Lecturer heard a loud whisper:
"Ghana
must
go".
who said that? she demanded, Akpos
put
his hand up, "Buhari 1984".
At that point, a student at the back
scornfully
said; Hmmm,
you think you are smart?
The Lecturer glared and asked; "All
right"!
Now, who said that?
Again, Akpos said, "Babangida to
Abiola,
1992".
Hmmm, a Student at the back smilled I
dey
laugh ooh, Akpos smiled back and
said
Obasanjo
to Atiku 2001.
Now furious, another student yelled;
"Oh
yeah! Eat this"!
Akpos jumped out of his chair
waving his
hand and shouting to the Lecturer,
"Indian
mistress giving an apple to Abacha,
1998".
Now, with almost mob hyseria,
someone said;
"You little poo. If you say anything
else, I"ll kill
you."
Akpos frantically yelled at the top of
his voice;
"Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!"
The Lecturer fainted, and as the class
gathered around her on the floor,
someone
said; "Oh poo,
we're in Big trouble now!"
Akpos whispered; "Chimaroke
Nnamani,
Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon
2007".
Someone angrily said; "Dont answer
him, he
is a fool" Akpors smiled and replied;
"Obansanjo
to IBB, 2011"
Now, the Lecturer managed to get up
and
asked Akpos; "please, who're you?
Show
your self"...
Akpos jumped, yelled and said;
"Jonathan to
BOKO HARAM, 2012"