Friday 22 July 2016

AKPORS THE BIG CHAIRMAN


At a launching ceremony, Chief Akpors who is an illiterate noticed that each dignitary making a donation had two titles attached
to their names.
For instance,
Chief (Dr.) Ofego Akpe, Prof (Pastor) Oghenefegor Akwaruta, etc.
Chief Akpors was determined not to allow anyone upstage him at the occasion.
When it was his turn to speak, he took the microphone and announced: I, Late (Chief)
Akpors Akpomiemie Akpororo Atanatene donate the sum of N500,000 cash.
Late Who?????
The hall was empty in 60 seconds.
One word for Akpors this time?

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