WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL.

Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United
Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..
Husband: that’s a good team…
Wife: is Drogba playing?
Husband: he doesn’t play for any of these
teams…
Wife: okay sweeet…is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain…
Wife : okay but they look the same…what’s that
yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player…
After few minutes Wayne Rooney scores for
Manchester
United….
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that
Chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester
United…!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be Arsenal who
should have scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player should
go out of the pitch for misbehaving.
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no…
Wife: its the same with traffic lights:
yellow=warning;red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling…
Wife :what about the green card?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of
play….
Wife: I want Arsenal to win the world cup…
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr.
Bean?
Husband: [bored] it’s the Arsenal coach ….Arsene
Wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent’s coach is
Manchest Wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel to Nollywood]