ROBBERY AT AKPORS HOUSE

“There was a robbery at Akpos’
neighbour’s house and he called 199
Next thing he heard was:
Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency
Center, for English press 1, for Igbo press
2, for Yoruba press 3, for Hausa press 4.
Akpos pressed 1, and another voice came
up...
For car accident press 1,for armed
robbery press 2, for Boko Haram please
hang up…
He pressed 2, and another voice came
up…
If they’re with knives press 1, pistols press
2, AK47 press 3, machine guns press 4,
bombs press 5, all of the above press 6…
Akpos checked and saw that the armed
robbers were with all of them, so he
pressed 6,then a voice came up saying….
“Hmmmm…! My friend, if your brother is a
policeman, will you let him go?”