AKPOS AND HIS WIFE.

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Akpos tells wife on a Thursday morning that he's leaving for a three day prophetic conference.
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WIFE: Darling, let's share a word of prayer before u leave.
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AKPOS: Of course, that's why I love u.
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WIFE: God, in the mighty name of You, I thank you for my husband, grant him travelling mercies as he's going.
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AKPOS: Amen.
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WIFE: Father, by your power, cause his p***s 2 stop functioning if he dare commits adultery.
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AKPOS: [Silent]
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WIFE: In fact Lord, let him not return home alive after any adulterous act.
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AKPOS: [Silent]
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WIFE: Lord kill him if ...
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AKPOS: Ooooo shut up! Wicked woman, I won't even go again!