Thursday 28 July 2016

PORNOGRAPHY

LAUGH TIME

πŸŒžπŸ”³Virginity is like a Balloon🎈, One prickπŸ‘ˆ and it's gone for ever!
πŸ”³Sex is like a pack of Chips🍟, Once you start!
You can't stop😝!
πŸ”³An Exam paperπŸ“ is like a Dick 🍌, When it's hard! People get fucked!🎍
πŸ”³Education🏨 is like hiring a prostituteπŸ’ƒ, It needs both your moneyπŸ’° and your hardwork πŸ˜“...πŸ‘€!
πŸ”³πŸ’°πŸ’³Success is like masturbating, Only your own handπŸ‘‹ can let you achieve it!
πŸ”³Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !πŸ‘™πŸ‘™
πŸ”³ Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you.😳😳
πŸ”³MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.😜😜
πŸ”³The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!😝😝
πŸ”³Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: It Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up😜😜
πŸ”³Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute😰😰
πŸ”³If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
πŸ”³If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!πŸ’„πŸ˜±
So basically life is πŸ‘™PORNOGRAPHY

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