LAUGH TIME
ππ³Virginity is like a Balloonπ, One prickπ and it's gone for ever!
π³Sex is like a pack of Chipsπ, Once you start!
You can't stopπ!
π³An Exam paperπ is like a Dick π, When it's hard! People get fucked!π
π³Educationπ¨ is like hiring a prostituteπ, It needs both your moneyπ° and your hardwork π...π€!
π³π°π³Success is like masturbating, Only your own handπ can let you achieve it!
π³Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !ππ
π³ Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you.π³π³
π³MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.ππ
π³The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!ππ
π³Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: It Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand upππ
π³Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostituteπ°π°
π³If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation! ππ
π³If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!ππ±
So basically life is πPORNOGRAPHY
ππ³Virginity is like a Balloonπ, One prickπ and it's gone for ever!
π³Sex is like a pack of Chipsπ, Once you start!
You can't stopπ!
π³An Exam paperπ is like a Dick π, When it's hard! People get fucked!π
π³Educationπ¨ is like hiring a prostituteπ, It needs both your moneyπ° and your hardwork π...π€!
π³π°π³Success is like masturbating, Only your own handπ can let you achieve it!
π³Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !ππ
π³ Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you.π³π³
π³MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.ππ
π³The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!ππ
π³Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: It Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand upππ
π³Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostituteπ°π°
π³If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation! ππ
π³If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!ππ±
So basically life is πPORNOGRAPHY
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