PASTOR NEVER GO THE SAME WAY

A pastor was invited to a church program in kaduna state, wen he got there.. Though, he wanted to preach about Boko Haram but he quickly put it indirectly [because of the fear of boko haram is the begining of wisdom] so he went dis way. The title of my topic today is "YOU WILL NEVER GO THE SAME WAY U CAME". He continued preaching And at the same time also taking time to suspect any poly bag he sees. Some minutes later as the preaching was going on what we had was [DUAAAAAH] from outside, in a blink of an eye, everybody vanished including the pastor that ran trough the window. . . . Some minutes later after d whole members has gathered, then the pastor was no were to be found, they quickly call him on phone.
Member : Hello pastor were are you?
Pastor : Am in ORE.
Member : [surprise] ah ahhhhh pastooor. Please come back its not a bomb it a motor tyre that burst outside.
Pastor : I know thats why am in ORE if it was a bomb i would have been at ASABA.
Member : but pastor you left through the window, and anyone who pass through d window is a thief..
Pastor : what was my topic today? Member... U WILL NEVER GO THE SAME WAY YOU CAME.
Pastors : So i came through the door and i left through the window