Akpors: Examination

In an examination, Akpors was
asked to
complete the following
sentences:
.
1) WAEC : He who fights and run
away?
AKPORS : E don surrender be dat,
na fear catch am.
.
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2) WAEC : A rolling stone?
AKPORS: No fit just dey roll, na
person push am.
.
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3) WAEC : He who lives in a glass
house?
AKPORS : Na rich politician e go
be.
.
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4) WAEC : A stitch in time?
AKPORS : Dey prevent further tear
tear.
.
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5) WAEC : Birds of the same
feathers
AKPORS : Na de same mama born
dem..
.
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6) WAEC : One gud turn?.
AKPORS : Na correct

power
steering fit do am.
.
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7) WAEC : A bird in hand?
AKPORS : Wetin e wan be again if
no be barbeque? Dem
plenty for chicken republic
.
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8) WAEC : Half a loaf is better
than?.
AKPORS : Garri soaking without
sugar.
.
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9) WAEC : A journey of a
thousand miles?
AKPORS : Na D person wahala be
dat na, why e no enter
car or aeroplane jeje?
.
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10) WAEC : He who laugh last?
AKPORS: Get brain problem, make
dem examine am
because na beginning of
madness.
.
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11) WAEC : A patient dog?
AKPORS : Na hunger go kill am.
.
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12) WAEC : All work and no play?
AKPORS : Na bank job be dat
bros.
.
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13) WAEC : Once beaten?
AKPORS : Na revenge go follow
be dat.
.
.
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If you were the one to mark his
scripts, what will you score
him out of 100?