A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them /“After your weddings, text me your first night experience and don’t forget to text it in a coded way!”*
After a week, the first daughter sent *‘NESCAFE’* in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the second sent *‘BENSON’* .
Their mum, as a *‘Soji woman’*
picked up a tin of Nescafe and read from d label *“fantastic till d last drop!”*
She also went to her husband’s pack of Benson cigarettes and found written on it *“Extra long, king size!”* she thought aloud “not too bad for them at their age”
A few days later, her third daughter’s text comes in, *“Arik: Lagos – Kano!”*.So Mama calls Arik Air information desk to inquire about their Kano to Lagos flight. She was told, “Its 3 times daily, 7 days a week and the flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro!”
Mama throws herself in the air, lands & shouts to the attendant…”Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo O! ( this one will kill my daughter!)”.
Enjoy ur day!
Their mum, as a *‘Soji woman’*
picked up a tin of Nescafe and read from d label *“fantastic till d last drop!”*
She also went to her husband’s pack of Benson cigarettes and found written on it *“Extra long, king size!”* she thought aloud “not too bad for them at their age”
A few days later, her third daughter’s text comes in, *“Arik: Lagos – Kano!”*.So Mama calls Arik Air information desk to inquire about their Kano to Lagos flight. She was told, “Its 3 times daily, 7 days a week and the flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro!”
Mama throws herself in the air, lands & shouts to the attendant…”Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo O! ( this one will kill my daughter!)”.
Enjoy ur day!
No comments:
Post a Comment