You took your girlfriend to restaurant and You buy her ice cream, and you drinking water, are you diabetic?
You claim you are not cheating on
Your guy, yet you receive different calls in his presence, my sister, are you a customer care agent?
You buy your girlfriend puck-meat and you are busy eating the onions, oh boy, are you a vegetarian?
You snap different picture with different cars yet u claim not to be a runs girl, my sister are you a mechanic?
You sponsor your girlfriend in the university,
yet u never write JAMB, my brother are you a scholarship board?
You ask a girl what she wants, she told you money and u are angry, what do u expect her to say, wisdom and understanding abi?
Your babe scored F9 parallel in her WAEC examination, and she still ask for Brazilian Hair of #150,000, were do
she want to fix it? On top of that coconut head?
You have 8 tribal marks scattered all over your body, yet u still want a tattoo, ah my friend are you zebra?
You gather different girls picture in your
phone, yet u expect your girlfriend to believe u are not
cheating, uncle are you a photographer?
He gave you an engagement ring for over 5 years,
and he never marry u, my dear are you lord of
the rings? Why not return the ring to him.
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