1. THE UNHEALTHY: They always have
stomach ache, headache, back ache etc.
Facebook is not a clinic.
2. THE LIARS: Lie about their age, marital status and use ridiculous names like
Baby, Awesome ,Angel, Dude, Miss pee,
poo , Man, blah blah!!
3. THE WITCHES: They Aalways like
updating about death, bad news and
sickness. 4. THE TRAVELERS: Today in America,
tomorrow heading to Italy or South
Africa, next All over The country. Are you
a minister for tourism?
5. WEATHER FORECASTERS: They
update mostly when it is raining, cold or hot e.g 'I'm freezing' etc
6. PREACHERS: This are mostly single
men/ ladies who are looking for a spouse.
They act holy and write Bible verses only
on Sundays and Fridays or on festival
day. 7. THE CONFUSED: They are married
today, engaged tomorrow, next day in an
open relationship, in a complicated
relationship, single or divorced.
8. THE FIGHTERS: All they do is to seek
trouble on people's post, they comment awkwardly in order to start a fight.
9. THE (I Too Know): They will always
complain that u're always online, they will
say; are you jobless? Sometimes you
can't sop wondering what they r doing
online themselves. Seriously, man get a life and stop face booking.
10. THE DESPERATE. They are always
posting pictures of them in different cars
claiming car owners and always updating
themselves in different hotels and
eateries...damn...are they car dealer or Hotel room attendant?
11. THE PEACE MAKERS: These people
are very friendly and they appreciate
peoples effort, they say thank you if they
read your post and smile.These people
are usually very rare to find. 12. THE HATERS: They will never like or
comment on your posts except when they
have something negative to say about
you or your posts. Or you put up an
update which says you're "sad,
heartbroken or in Pain. THEY WILL NOT EVEN LIKE THIS
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