DRUNKARD

Who among these drunkards is more
drunk?
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1. After drinking he went inside the
hotel's rest room to urinate.. on entering the toilet, he saw the reflection of himself
on the mirror and shouted "Oh, sorry,
somebody is even here".
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2. After drinking.. he got up and started
searching for his phone all around..he puts on the phones' torch light (the one
he is looking for) to enable him look for
the phone..at the process the same
phone rang, he picked up and answered
"please call me back, I'm looking for this
phone ". .
3. After drinking..he entered his car and
drove off, on getting to the major road,
he saw Dangote's trailer that
has been there for three years, he quietly
went and park behind the trailer, after three hours, he started shouting
"what kind of Go slow is this sef!"...thinking he was in a traffic jam..
Lol..