WHO IS MORE BRILLIANT

Akpos a bus driver was arguing with his conductor on who was more brilliant.

DRIVER: U nor go school.
CONDUCTOR: Haba! I go school
pass u.
DRIVER: Oya, wetin b 2 times 2?
CONDUCTOR: Ahan! Very easy!
Dat one na 22 now.
DRIVER: Fool! Person tell u d
answer for back abi.