A warden
caught Akpos leaving the vicinity of the reservoir with a bucket of fish and
the following conversation ensued:
Warden:
Aha! I’ve caught you stealing fish red-handed!
Akpos: What do you mean by red-handed?
Akpos: What do you mean by red-handed?
Warden:
You’ve got a bucket full of fish right here, u can’t talk your way out of it
this time.
Akpos: Oh, you don’t understand, I’ve not stolen a thing. These are my pet fish! I bring them to the reservoir once a week for exercise. After they’ve had a good swim, they come back to the bucket and we go back home.
Warden: Do you expect me to believe such a tale?
Akpos: I can prove it.
Akpos: Oh, you don’t understand, I’ve not stolen a thing. These are my pet fish! I bring them to the reservoir once a week for exercise. After they’ve had a good swim, they come back to the bucket and we go back home.
Warden: Do you expect me to believe such a tale?
Akpos: I can prove it.
They both stood in silence for 20, 30, 40 minutes and there was no sign of the fish coming back to the bucket.
Warden: Ha, you lying rogue!!! You stole fish.
Akpos: What fish? Where is your proof?
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