Pastor Akpors

Pastor Akpors was caught by his church members in a bar drinking a bottle of chilled Star Beer.

Member: Haabaa! Pastor Akpors, you should be drinking malt, Fanta or coke, not Star, that is a beer. You’re not doing what you preach.

Pastor Akpors: Shatttap jooo. Where was malt, Fanta and coke when STAR
led the three wise men to Jesus?