AKPORS THE PSHYCO’S DOCTOR

GIRL: I think I’m going mad. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

AKPORS PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

AKPORS PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this? (The psychiatrist kissed the girl)

GIRL: …… Yes!

AKPORS PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.

AKPORS PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
(The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl’s top)

GIRL: Yes!

AKPORS PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.

AKPORS PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
(The psychiatrist took

off the girl’s clothes)

GIRL: Yes!

AKPORS PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!

AKPORS PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
(The psychiatrist had sex with the girl)

GIRL: .Yes!

AKPORS PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.

AKPORS PSYCHIATRIST:
BASTARDDDDDD!!!!! BASTARDDDDD!!!!! BASTARDDDDDD!!!!!! BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!