Fallen

A Community pastor was getting
tired of
hearing his congregation
confess of adultery
every time.
So, he told the community to
adopt saying
they have "fallen" & not go into
details.
(As he would understand)
The old Pastor died & Pastor
Akpors - a new
pastor from outside the town
was sworn in.
Everyday people go to him & say
they have
fallen.
Pastor Akpors being concerned &
not
knowing what's going on called
the village
chief & said to him,
"I think u should get the
pavements fixed,
people tell me that they have
fallen everyday."
The Chief laughed hysterically
knowing exactly
what it means.
"Don't laugh" says Pastor Akpors.
"Your wife fell 7 times this week"
The chief fainted