AKPORS THE TASTER

A beer company was hiring someone to taste the
beers before selling out. So they placed adverts
and one afternoon, AKPOS walked into the
manager's office asking to be employed.
The manager tried to figure out how he could
drive AKPOS away becos he was looking very
dirty and rough. but couldn't come up with an
idea, so he decided to give AKPOS a trial.
He ordered his secretary to give the AKPOS a
glass of wine.
AKPOS: (took a sip and said) It's red wine, a
muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope,
matured in steel containers.
MANAGER: That's correct! (The manager
exclaimed). Well give him another one let's see.
AKPOS: (took a sip again) It's burukutu, a
combination of herbs and apeteshi distilled at
Akokoaso near New Abirem in Eastern Region of
Ghana 3 years ago
MANAGER: OMG!! Incredible!
Now the manager went closer to the secretary
and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of
your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that.
So AKPOS was given the cup of urine. He took a
sip, turned to the manager and said,
AKPOS: BROS U WICKED I SWEAR!!! wait first
(angrily), u give me piss to test? No wait
(repeatedly), u give me piss??. OK.
Ur result anyway.... This is a Female urine, 26
years old, 2 weeks pregnant and one last tin if
I'm not given this job I swearrr sir, I will tell your
wife that you are responsible for the pregnancy!!!
MANAGER.. secretary prepare his employment
letter now as i speak, he is hired!