Akpors Proof

Akpos goes to a store for
groceries. He finds cat food at a
very special low price. He buys
a dozen cans of cat food. The
manager sees this and thinks
that Akpos probably doesn't
own a cat and he might give
the cat food to his children. He
goes to Akpos and ask him to
bring the cat as proof for him
to buy the cat food. Akpos goes
and bring his cat and the
manager lets him buy the
dozen cans.

A few days later Akpos finds

dog food at a low lower price.
He buys a dozen cans of dog
food. Again the manager wants
proof that he owns the dog.
Akpos goes to get his dog and
the manager lets him buy.
A few days later Akpos goes to
the store carrying a bag. He ask
the manager to put his hand in
the bag and feel what is inside.
After feeling what's in the bag
the manager says, "What the
f**k? What is this? Is this poo?"
Akpos nodded and replied, "Yes
I wanted to buy toilet paper
and I don't want you to send
me back for proof again."