FUN TIME

Father:- Son can U pls go buy me a soft drink
Akpos:- Coke or Pepsi?
Father:- Coke
Akpos:- Diet or regular?
Father:- Regular
Akpos:- Bottle or can?
Father:- Bottle
Akpos:- 500ml or 1liter?
Father:- Damn it!!!! Just buy me water!!!!
Akpos:- Natural or mineral?
Father:- Mineral
Akpos:- Hot or cold?
Father:- I am gonna strike U with a broom, U
             idiot
Akpos:- Stick broom or soft broom?
Father:- Stop this U little animal
Akpos:- Cow or pig?
Father:- Get the hell out of here, U bastard!!!!
Akpos- Now or later?
Father:- Now!!!!
Akpos- So U gonna throw me out or not?
Father:- I am gonna kill U!!!!
Akpos:- With a gun or knife?
Father:- I am gonna shoot u little bastard!
Akpos:- In the head or stomach?
Father:- U pest!!!!
Akpos:- Cockroach or rat?
Father:- F**k U!!!
Akpos:- With a condom or flesh?
Father:- (Faints)
Akpos:- Are U dead or sleeping?